It's been a while since we've heard of the crew, but they've sent of pictures of their time in the US. The last we heard, they were deported out of there for causing mayhem, and are now heading to France. Seeing the pictures, we're guessing they've had fun in the Lone star state.
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A small word from the man who was lucky enough to be their photographer and live, Matt Crawford: "I should start with mad props to Trevor and the entire Fiz-iks crew for generating the concept for The Orbacle and then finding the masks for The Crew. The entire thing is well conceptualized and looks great. I really like emphasizing the potential for storytelling in a long exposure shot. Stringing along an international story development process is a magnificent thing, the possibilities are literally endless.....with The Crew Fiz-iks provided a very exotic looking cast, a strong story line, and freedom to continue the narrative thread in any direction. So, it's like a perfect project and I am very honored to have been able to play a small part. I can't wait to see how it all develops....."
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Now let's see what the crew has been up to in Texas.
"He has their attention and now he's pushing the envelope a bit, he's suggesting things thats are way way out of everyone's comfort zone..."
Piggy Boy has been drinking heavily and he is a mean drunk....everyone has shown up and The Crew are all a bit on edge. In his eloquent way Piggy Boy is pitching his idea to team up and continue their little crime spree as a group. He has their attention and now he's pushing the envelope a bit, he's suggesting things thats are way way out of everyone's comfort zone....Bucky protested to some of the more violent and brutal ideas. Piggy Boy is unabashed and continues to push for more... and more...
Piggy Boy demonstrates more specifically how he proposes to proceed. The Crew finds themselves somehow stimulated by the ideas Piggy Boy relentlessly pitches to them. He is crazed and his energy is infecting the others. The whole scene is getting intense and the demons have flown from their usual restraints....Houston Texas is about to be ravaged by The Crew...but Texas is may have more to offer than The Crew thinks...
Crazy Horsehead Man has trapped an unsuspecting resident of a quite and usually safe Houston residential neighborhood....He rushed into a house through the backdoor and drug this poor woman out with his teeth.....he took her back to their "secret garden" where Jacked Rabbit, Crazy Horsehead Man and Piggy Boy prepare to have their way with this unfortunate soul.
There have been rumors that The Crew are not the first people to be "helped" by The Orbacle. There are stories of others. Wild, unimaginable stories that are way too outrageous to be taken seriously. One of those legends tells of a tragic victim who found himself a 20ft Rubber Chicken after meeting The Orbacle. This legend is called "The Legend of The Man That Was Turned Into a 20' Rubber Chicken by The Orbacle". It is an epic adventure full of wonder and depravity in gutters and in churches."The Legend of The Man That Was Turned Into a 20' Rubber Chicken by The Orbacle" was always considered to be allegorical, but with his heightened senses and lust for adventure Piggy Boy managed to find the exact spot where "The Man That Was Turned Into a 20' Rubber Chicken by The Orbacle" finally came to rest.
Right now he is squealing with delight and saying..."...what's up NOW Mr. Chicken?!!.......squeal!!!.....Where's your epic adventure NOW Rubber Chicken Man?....!....squeeeeeaaaaallllllll!!!!! I'm choking the chicken with my legs!.......you like getting choked Rubber Chicken Man?.....you ever seen Deliverance Rubber Chicken Man?......Squak like a chicken! SQUAK! LIKE! A! CHICKEN!!!!!"Piggy Boy is obviously insane at this point. Why is he simulating a brutal sex scene from a movie with a dead 20' Rubber Chicken?But, until you've been transformed into a half man half pig creature and shipped in a box across the ocean to the Humid Summer of H-Town try not to judge. Walk a mile in his shoes before you cast any proverbial stones.I even hear there are certain web sites dedicated to simulating a brutal sex scene from a movie with a dead 20' Rubber Chicken. So, try to be open minded...OK?
Bucky finally busts a move.....Big E can't believe the strength in Bucky's grip.....he realizes he may be totally fucked. Bucky's gone Buck Wild....Bucky snickers a bit and says "...hi Big E....they call me Buck-y....and I'm about to make some jerky out of you my friend....dried and salted....you'll last for days and I'll have food in the shipping container when we leave Houston."Meanwhile, as Ashley fights Piggy Boy she is able to get a good look at him and can't help but to be absurdly attracted to her bestial assailant. That moment of hesitation is all Piggy Boy needed to get a capitalizing blow in.
Ashley, after Big E was gone, Ashley asked The Crew what they would be doing to her if she were still struggling to get free. They were happy to describe it, and eventually Ashley asked The Crew if they could all role play her struggling in fear on the hood of their stolen red pick up truck....but only if they called her "Texas" the whole time....
Texas is saying, ...."would you hold me like that?.....would you grip me like that?.....would you breath on me like that?.....you like it when I struggle?....you want me to bite you to make it a little more real?"
Stay in tune for more adventures of the crew in Texas. 'till then:
